One night Jack and his wife Jill went over to Joe's house to play some cards. In the middle of a game of bullshit Joe dropped one of his cards. He leaned over to pick it up from under the table and couldn't help but notice Jill wasn't wearing any panties. Well outta shock he hit his head on the table and came up a bit red faced. Jack asked "Are you ok?"
Joe said "Yeah i just need a drink" so he went to the kitchen to get a beer.
Jill followed saying "Im Parched im going to get me a glass of water ill be right back dear" When she got in the kitchen joe tried walking out real fast but she stopped him and said "So did you see anything you liked?"
"Umm.....what are you talking about" joe responded
"Come on I know you saw"she said
"Ok yeah i did something i like"
"Well you can have it if you pay"
Joe thought to himself for a moment then said" Ok how much"
"$100"she declared
He thought again then said "Ok when"
"Friday Jack has to work all day come over after 7am with the money and leave before 6pm you can have your way with me all day.
Come friday "Joe got there at 7am with money in hand like was said. He had his way with her all day long. They went at it everywhere the bed the shower the couch even the kitchen counter.Joe left at 5:55pm. Jack returned home at 6:30 and said"hey honey did joe come by?"
She said "Uhhh yeah why?"
"Did he bring you $100"
"Oh shit he knows i just know it O my god oh my god he knows"she thought to herself then finally responded"Ye-Yeah Why do you ask dear?"
Joe responded"Ok he stopped by the office this morning and asked to borrow $100 said he would stop by and pay us back before he went home"
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