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some of these jokes are obscene and sexual and are not meant to offend any one for any reason do not read if you might get offended by some sexual jokes or ones making fun or blondes or any form of racial jokes im not rascist my best friend is black i have mexican friends and some asian even so dont get mad at any of these jokes they are meant for laughs not insults have a sense of humor or dont read and DO NOT USE THESE JOKES AS INSULTS!!!and i did not make up these jokes i do not take credit for any of them at all.Most were emailed to me by a friend or i read along time ago on http://www.comedycentral.com/ so please dont get insulted by any jokes on this they are not meant for insults i swear

Saturday, May 9, 2009

The Blonde and the bull

There were two sisters living in Texas. A blonde and a brunette. The Brunette told her sister to stay home while she went to the coral to by a bull and that she would telegraph her when she was gread for her to bring the trailer.The sister agreed. Well the brunette went to the coral picked out a nice sturdy big bull and had 15 cent left. Went over to the telegrapher and asked how much it was per word. He told her 15 cent per word. She said "Ok i have to think of one word to get my sister to come get me and the bull so i will be back." So she thought for a good long while for a word to get the point across. She figured it out and went back to him and said "okay i know the word".
He said "ok what is it"
she told him "comfortable"
he said "i dont mean to pry but how could that get her to come get you?"
she responded "its ok my sister is a blonde so she will read it really slow like...com....for.....ta....ble"

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