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some of these jokes are obscene and sexual and are not meant to offend any one for any reason do not read if you might get offended by some sexual jokes or ones making fun or blondes or any form of racial jokes im not rascist my best friend is black i have mexican friends and some asian even so dont get mad at any of these jokes they are meant for laughs not insults have a sense of humor or dont read and DO NOT USE THESE JOKES AS INSULTS!!!and i did not make up these jokes i do not take credit for any of them at all.Most were emailed to me by a friend or i read along time ago on http://www.comedycentral.com/ so please dont get insulted by any jokes on this they are not meant for insults i swear

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Amish Girl

One day an amish girl and her mom were going for a ride in the carriage and the little girl said "Momma my hands are could"
"stick them between your legs and your body heat will warm them up"her mother told her.
Well the girl tried it and...it worked. The next day the girl went for a ride with her boyfriend and he ended up staighting "my hands are cold"
The girl responded by saying "stick them between my legs and my body heat will warm them up" He did it and it worked. The next day they were out again together and the boy said" My nose is so cold"
"Well stick it between my legs and my body heat will warm it up"This gave the boy an idea and they went out again the next day. Well the day after that the mom and daughter were riding out riding again and the girl said "Mother, do you know what a penis is?"
The mom hesitated and said "Umm.. yes why?"worried about what her daughter would say.
The daughter responded "They sure make a mess when they thaw out dont they?"
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